Tonight's gonna be a doozy, My supply recently went dry. Might not be feeling too happy, But I'm sure I'll be staying spry. I searched for any hidden stash- Although I failed, at least I tried.
Thoughts are churning, starting to race, My droopy eyes begin to glaze. A certain numbness in face Reveals that I'm in quite a daze. I must confess, I feel displaced Inside of this musty, dense haze.
The cat just keeps ******* sneezing, How annoyed I am's amazing. Maybe I can help its wheezing- She can't whine if she starts blazing! With this notion, I'm just teasing, Though she'd always stop from freezing!
How long I'll stay awake tonight, You can all assuredly bet That I may greet the morning light, However, nobody should fret- I'll soon sleep with enough of a fight And wake up in total regret...