you put your wagon wheel down, so you can piddle on your car

go off to the pub to buy a pina calada oh yeah

you see we party all night long

and we never lose our marbles

and when we drink water we fucken gargle

you see i am trying to fight off my desire to eat breakfast cereal at 9 at night

can’t be too good for you, but i ate peaches and nectarines so cool

you see i have a big yawn at the sight of stupid old timers

i like looking at you tube videos of my nannas new life, john robert rimel

you see i am partying at the pub and screaming as i say

we just sit here, all fucken day

saying, i will sit here sit ****** here

saying you are nothing but a big buffoon

you see up up and away in a big red balloon

trying to sing songs from the album of tim minchin

not perfect and fat children and some people have it worst than i

that man inspired me to live my life being a total cool dude

you see i am trying not to **** anyone off, but really it’s hard when others don’t share your opinion

i try to be respectful as i talk to them, but i like talking to them, and sometimes it’s good to laugh

i don’t mean much from that

i don’t want to fight at the mall with the big strong man

i prefer to be at home on the internet watching TV

really, i have to fight my eating urges i have by saying, STOP STOP STOP

I do believe in buddhism and the paranormal too

but i don’t want to cross both of them, because that can cause

like i sang fly burgers are good enough to eat

we go around saying hello to everyone we meet

the internet is cool as well as TV too

but i hate reality TV, it makes me wanna spew

up the world and love life with me