Seems I’ve over dosed On politics And cable TV Gives me my fix I watch it for interest As well as for kicks When I know that all of ‘em Are nothing but *****
I’ve listen to pundits ‘Til I’m blue in the face When I should have ignored them But in any case I get a thrill from Watching the race And wondering who Will come in in first place
It shouldn’t be hard For anyone to understand Why I’m in bad need Of some Narcan Cuz I’ve overdosed More than most man And when I started out That wasn’t my plan
I’m in bad need Of a rehab But I’ve said no, no Doggone it dag nab So if I’m not careful I’ll wind up on a slab From ODing on someone’s Gift of gab