Have you ever felt like the tiniest piece of ****, on the smallest fleck of *****, sneezed out by a disgusting snot filled nose, which sits on the face of the nastiest, disease filled being in the universe, eaten by a cockroach, devoured by a rat, consumed by a cat, digested by a dog, and shat out again, then picked up, flushed down the toilet, torn apart by a crocodile in the sewer, only to be caught by a trapper, Then made into a pair of boots, that stomp through manure all day?