I opened the mini fridge to Keep the roaches away from my Crunchy honey peanut butter and Apple jam. I pushed aside the southern comfort And saw a hunk of shining tin foil I opened it up "Ohh yeah...****..." It was all of my love But the tears had evaporated. It smelled a bit stale. And the edges were starting to Harden. I took a bite. "Still good." I couldn't let it go to waste. But what to do with it? I couldnt eat it myself, that would be Odd. Like performing self *******. So I called an old girlfriend "Hey I still have a big hunk of this, it would be a shame to have it spoil." "No... No. That stuff started to make Me sick. Last time I had it I broke out In hives." "Alright,well...how've you been?" "Great!" "Great." Great. I stuck the foil into my pocket and walked outside. Somebody might want it. I saw a homeless women Sitting cross legged in a pile of filth. "Spare change?" "Can't. But I have this..." She looked at it and frowned. "The hell am I gonna do with THAT?" I was starting to think this stuff was Useless. I took another bite. If I could perform self ******* I Probably would. Then I threw a piece into a pile of Manure. And, I'll be ******. A flower sprouted. It looked like a sunflower with Cactus quills. I threw a piece to a pigeon and it took it and it Turned into some kind of Raven-peacock and it Screamed and flew towards the sun. I took a piece and threw it to the ants And their hill turned into a mountain That shined like a diamond. I'll be ******... The stuff is still Good. I put the rest into my pocket As I crossed the street And I heard a car screech. I looked up quickly And shouted "WHATS YOUR PROBLEM *******???!!!" And banged on the hood.