'So..you're with that guy now!..like seriously..he is not even good-looking.'

'Well...unlike you..he isn't a liar.'

'Does he even have a sense of humour?..does he make you laugh?'

'Well..unlike you..he doesn't make me cry.'

'How much money does he have?..does he make enough?'

'You know what the most amazing thing is..he actually loves me and cares for me..and that to me is more than enough.'