here they go again , these experts telling us things to sadden the heart: game may not be that safe to eat running river water is never a treat for it carries upstream decadence
here they go again, these stuffed-shirt experts: water is two to one hyydrogen and oxygen boiled, the oxygen steams away into the air and your cappuccino has a hydrogen flavour we endanger our lives when it we drink and savour
here they go again, the learned heralds of demise they tell us that nothing we can ever devise can avert the armageddon that's surely coming the entropy or second law of thermodynamics transforms physicists into latterday prophets
here they go again on prime media, the erudite experts talking about free radicals, anti-oxidants, titanium utensils and the havoc that excess proteins, fats and carbohydrates can cause itβs time to go puritan and vegetarian in this new poisonous present where fun is frowned upon and barbecues are a deadly pastime
in this age of dietary enlightenment and forced moderation we must eventually go raw in our cuisine and be natural about it or perhaps be as creative as possible before the nutritionists come in to tell us how not to cook our food and how not to eat it living was great fun before this age of detoxification and cancer!