it’s too hot and sticky, dude

as when i move my body to do my tapestry

and i fee very very hot

i wish i can lose the sticky sensation

but it could be the chocolate biscuits i ate

it could be how negative i look

because it’s hard to move around when you are hot and sticky

i wish buddha can take the heat away

you see i perform music up there in nirvana

and i could feel hot and i could feel like doing so much

but why can’t i get rid of the heat in my body

my mental illness is getting the better of me

reminding me of the time i drank unlimited cups of tea

i remember when i smoked 120 cigarettes an hour

and to escape the heat i jumped in the shower

for half an hour

i do believe i can see into the future but it’s not something i should announce

like buddha through the city street flow of buses and trains and bicycles

you see it’s very very hot ya see, and the only way to end it is

put a washer over your head

it might make you look like an oldie but who cares

it takes just a few minutes to fall asleep with a cold washer over your body

i believe i can help people from up in nirvana

by sending stories to everyone via the internet

and any idea i have to help the world

i send it to people, and hopefully people can get it to work

i feel like moving my body up and down in and out

yeah, dude i am the coolest dude in the universe

why do old men marry young women, well it could be for money

i doubt it’s for love, mind you they are so rich they ain’t suffering much

ya see it’s hard to feel the heat, it’s hard to move around

i watch adds on TV, where i am sure that the nerd on the inbetweeners is doing a insurance add, cool, man

homer and bart are 2 trouble making dudes

and i am as hot as a pound of drippy bacon

water helps but then people’s discipline burns me right up

and i can’t hide away from the heat in young dude and cool heaven

you see it’s hard to understand why does summer get hot and winter is cold

it could be the food i eat, but  i think it’s the universe teasing getting us back on what people do

all i mean is, BE COOL, BUDDY