I really shouldn't drink this
Its gonna **** me dead
But who's to say.... that ...
....That ...would really be so bad
So.. Until they prove otherwise
I'll have my little drink
It doesn't really taste too bad
And yes.. I realize its pink!

They worked really hard
To make it
Think of all the time they had
Takes a lot of ****'d persistence
To make a drink that bad

I resisted for a long time
But temptation got the best
So now you know the story
Its just like all the rest
I tremble now with withered hands
That slowly turn to dust

I write this down while I can
While my sanity I still trust
I found a shade  -- a rarity
In this barren land

I lay my bones on the ground
To make my final stand
Can't get up to go again
I have this evil thirst
I've really gotten rotten
Since I took my first

I know it's true
What at the first I said
About how this evil liquid
Is gonna **** me dead

But ..still
I lay here in the shade
As the days get dry and hotter
BUT...at least...I have
An ample supply
Of that GLOWING HOT ...PINK WATER!?