It came
It went
we spent a lot.

Went to the grotto
gambled on lotto
got absolutely blotto
then I puked
Oh fun and games
Called grandma names
gave presents to the kids.

Watched the Wizard of Oz
Because, because,
fed turkey to the cat,
tortoise didn't like that and
went back in his shell.

Jangled no bell which is just as well or as well as I can see.

How was your Christmas?