hi dudes and welcome to venus where we are celebrating christmas in a big way
and our first song is, santa brian is coming to town
ya better watch out ya better not cry
ya better be good cause i am telling you why
santa brian is coming to town
ya see he’s making a list and checking it twice
finding out what kids are naughty or nice
santa brian is coming to town
brian see you when he’s sleeping
he knows when your awake
gotta make everybody be bad or good
so be good for goodness sake
santa brian is coming to town
ya better party on like ya never going to stop
the beat will go bop pity bop bop bop
santa brian is coming to town
ya see my mate bing crosby, is alive in all our hearts
and then your mate brian allan does a really big ****
ya better watch out and keep the party going strong
party like the day is long
santa brian oh santa brian is coming to town boppity boo
and the next song is
Stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause here is too **** hot
You see I believe the North Pole is Great and has a lot of penazz oh yeah And Robbie roe decided to host his Own Christmas bash with a BBQ and beer oh yeah come on And then Martin pence bought 100 cases of the most expensive Wine money can buy And his 12 year old son Said what about the coke dad oh yeah You see it"s ****** hot and you have for a drink so what about us Kids we need coke, oh yeah And Martin prince said to his son That we will have enough coke Oh yeah cute cause it's hot And we need to cool ourselves down So stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause it!'s too **** hot And on the day of Christmas Eve it hit 37 degees and we didn't feel like doing much let alone the preparation of the party so what we did is have a 5 hour dip in the swimming pool oh yeah carn Christmas spirit right out of me, oh yeah come on dudes And the kids kept on jumping on us Leaving us sore but at least we were having a nice dip in the pool to cool ourselves down do we can get ready for the party oh yeah mate yeah So stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause it's too **** hot you see you see with pretty great Mountains and candy cane fountains so stop dreaming of a white Christmas csuse it's too **** hot for that too **** stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause it's too **** hot for that The kids are playing backyard cricket yeah and the men came out To have a hit and the ladies are in There swearing as they cook the bird But the ladies have an agreement That the kids and men all do the cleaning up and talk about the sports whilst doing that So stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause dudes It's too **** hot too **** hot Too **** hot for that No white Christmases in Australia pal
Summer weather
You see it's the summer weather The barbecues are being cooked so well yeah And the swimmers at the beach are swimming between flags avoiding the sharks And those crazy surfers as they surf with Santa they drop off at the night club to order a pina calada, yeah, that sure keeps us cool You see it's summer weather And you sun bake on the beach yeah put on heaps of suncream, so cancer don’t strike, yeah yeah yeah You see it's the summer weather My poppy came out with a nice beer And my two kids bobby and Toby had a coke and they enjoyed that a lot You see it takes away the hot, especially in ice And it is great in the summer weather Cause our drinks keeps us cool You see it's the summer weather The cricket and baseball is a playing You see the players take about 5 hours to move oh yeah And we see these players stand around forever And in late of summer is the summer of tennis watching the best players from around the world and afterwards they go to the pub and celebrate we say it's the summer weather cause those drinks keeps us cool it’s the summer weather, the end of another year yeah we lay the fireworks on the beach so the lightshow, will be great as midnight approaches we yell HAPPY NEW YEAR and then we say what great summer weather, out champagne sure, keeps us cool
and now dudes we are going to sing away in a manger
away in a manger
no crib for a bed
the little lord buddha
l;ays down his sweet head
the stars in the bright sky
look down where he lays
the little lord buddha asleep on the hay
the cattle are lowing
buddha awakes
but the little lord buddha
no crying he makes
i love the lord buddha
as i look down from the sky
and stay by his bedside
till morning is nigh
be near me lord buddha
i ask thee to stay
close by me forever
i love thee to stay
bless all the dear children
under thy tender care
and fit us for nirvana
to live with thee there
Summer wonderland
The beer is chilling in the esky Abc the BBQ is nice and hot yeah And the kids are playing with their presents oh yeah that sounds real rad And the swimming pool is being cleaned by your father and you can't swim in it cause the pool claurine Can **** you well You see we are running around Up up and down In a summer wonderland You see Johnny Butthead and Micheal Kenny and Robbie roe And Kenny gee gee And the superman of the heavens Brings us nice weather and that makes us feel great yeah Walking around singing a song Walking in a summer wonderlsnd On the beach we all made a sand castle and buried uncle Robbie In the sand and then as he called Out come on ya bludgers Give us adults a ****** hand You see when Robbie got out of that He jumped around the beach I was buried in sand And yeah mate yeah I understand Walking along singing a song Living in a summer wonderland
my next christmas song is joy to the world, here goes
joy to the world
the lord is come
let the christmas party shine
let everyone party on
and let heaven and nirvana sing
let heaven and nirvana sing
let heaven and nirvana and nirvana sing
joy to the world
the saviour reigns
and party right till the end
let everyone prepare him room
let all buddhas creatures grow
let buddhas creatures grow
let everyone belonging to buddha
let the spirit really grow
party on every night
A cold for Christmas means PARTY PARTY
Oh yeah on the first day of XMAS My coke bottle said to me Buy a coke at the supermarket oh yeah On the second day of XMAS my coke bottle said to me get your cousin in the USA a present and a nice card to boot On the third day of XMAS My coke bottle said to me How about inviting all out friends over for a slap up XMAS party dude On the third day of XMAS my coke bottle said to me I need to give my Grandmother some rioses to put in a vase on your toilet On the fourth day of XMAS my coke bottle said to me slam me down ya Get ready to lift ya party spirits right till the day is long On the fifth day of Christmas My coke bottle said to me How about we see the arrival of Santa in the big Christmas parade in Out gracious city On the sixth day of Christmas My coke bottle said to me Yeah we need to give Tom and Benny a hand with the annual Christmas lights ok outside his house how delightful dude On the seventh day of Christmas My coke bottle said to me Give Australia a present by booting Abbott out oh yeseree On the eighth day of XMAS my coke Bottle said to me How about you see the kids play in their Christmas play On the ninth day of XMAS my coke bottle said to me how about a nice bit of bourbon in me to lift the family's spirit oh yeseree On the tenth day of XMAS My coke bottle said to me How about we go to the nightclub And party all night my dear old friend old pal On the eleventh day my coke bottle gave to me a new clear head to get normal visions rather than stupid Allan family delusions I know they help but ha ha ha On the twelfth day of Christmas My coke bottle gave to me A lot of information saying coke is still a medicine don't listen to skeptics they are too much into the real world yeah on every day of Christmas my coke bottle said No matter what ya do drink plenty of me I will make you XMAS sweet