I The Monthly Scapegoat I feel like **** and everyone else is **** too I better be getting it soon or else I'll have nothing to blame this shittiness on
What are you looking at? Go AWAY!
II Pain & **** ow that hurts this better not be from that steak I had last night
III Paranoia it's not here yet but I know it's coming why isn't it here yet this waiting is making me crazy checking for stains every five minutes afraid to wake up with an unpleasant surprise
IV Arrival surprise
followed by: the most inconvenient five days out of every month
V Farewell** good riddance to bad ******* that will unfortunately need to be expelled next month I feel like a human trashcan