I The Monthly Scapegoat
I feel like shit and
everyone else is shit too I
better be getting it soon or
else I'll have nothing to blame this
shittiness on
What are you looking at?
Go AWAY!
II Pain & Poop
ow
that hurts
this better not be from that
steak I had last night
III Paranoia
it's not here
yet
but I know it's coming why
isn't it here yet this waiting is making
me crazy checking for stains every five
minutes afraid to wake up with an unpleasant
surprise
IV Arrival
surprise
followed by: the most
inconvenient
five days out of every month
V Farewell
good riddance to
bad rubbish that
will unfortunately need to
be expelled next month I feel like a
human trashcan