around here, you get to spot nitrous oxide "****** rifle bullet"
capsules on the pavement everywhere you go.*

during the day i get to turn alcohol
into nitrous oxide (laughing gas),
and to be frank, that's better than
that jesus trick of turning water into
wine... plus it's so rare seeing
a fox (if you ever heard a fox's
call in the night) during the day,
so close you can only see it cross-eyed.