god rest ye merry gentlemen

i got something to say

you see my name is simon parkes

and i live in port phillip bay

i save you all from satans power every sunday

i celebrate christmas right oh lay

you see every time christmas comes

i go into a panic

having party after party like it’s going out of fashion

you see i give gifts to the kids and wine for the adults yeah

the parties are good for young and old young and old

the parties are for young and old do do

you see santa comes through your computer

and he makes a splat

right on the bedroom floor, right next to the cat

it didn’t worry me because santa had what i need

thank christ for that oh yeah

he gave me a teddy that said comfort and joy for everyone hip hip hooray

the teddy said comfort and joy for everyone, oh yeah

god rest ye merry gentlemen

i got something to say

you see i am simon parks

and i live in port phillip bay

i save you all from satan’s power every sunday

merry christmas and a happy new year happy new year

merry christmas and a happy new year to you