The sun cracks the horizon and my alarm clock chimes at me. I can hear the screeching of the brakes on the interstate in my head. No day is ever good before my first cup, so no one should talk to me until then. In a Zombie like stupor, I struggle to the kitchen waiting for the *** to awaken. In the form of black liquid, I receive the first of many injections of what will fuel my day. With in moments the rush hits my system and I begin to come awake. I am finally self aware as if I were a computer coming online for the first time. All of my neurons fire and all of my gears whizz and whirr. If not for Caffeine, it would take a week for me to reach normality. So off I go charged for the day, holding the old cup of Joe. Through out the day, I will consume many of it's cousins, but the first one is the most important. I Jump start my system with the magic substance, making me a slave to the Caffeine effect.