An old **** Banjo playing Hippie That rides A farm machine with A shotgun for protection Or killing little critters Who loves avocados, Who eats nachos cheese Cheese dip, With the original cigars On his lips With stains In my old flannels. Yeah im outdated, But gramps Hasn't lost morals Unlike today where the word moral is said And you are arrested Shot and blasphemed For just being you. The world's gone a little strayed Has it not?