A table with all the holiday servings
Many mouth watering treats to make you smile
All this eating during while
Gather round but not single file
It the night before Christmas at the North Pole
The story of Santa Claus whose weight really did swole
It was the fact Santa gained too much weight
Thanks to Ms. Claus who made many he ate
Even the sleigh could barely take off
Well some the reindeer even had to cough
But on with our story
The very first house had a chimney, but guess who couldn’t fit through?
Yes you guessed it, good old St. Nick
Did you think a stick or a good kick?
Well St. Nick almost broke the chimney trying to come down
But with all the noise, it was a wonder that any kid was looking around
But being stuck, how was St. Nick going to make his rounds
Better yet, how was he going to be air ward bound?
Now everyone be silent and don’t make a sound
We don’t want to wake up any child
It’s Christmas Eve during while
Well this is what Santa gets for eating more than he can eat
Then to top it off with snacks between being a cheat
Santa made it down the chimney, but it wasn’t easy
It also wasn’t easy in going out by the chimney either
There you have it, a heavyweight story
But it surrounds Santa in all his glory
Well this ends our holiday story.