i look like i am jittering but really i am partying

to heavy metal and christmas all over the fucken world

i get down with my tapestry and i really let it out

i sew sew sew wherever i go, partying is definitely the way to go

you see i try and not worry what the voices

and i be positive, yippee i ay

i don’t support the raiders, they ****

i hate supporting manly despite them being a good team

u know i am mental, but i write my voices out well

you, who tries to go to *******

this weekend i am off to sydney

to look around the shops and eat heaps of grub

please buddha please, don’t make me die yet

i am too positive for this world, but don;t make me die

unless you mean death as in death metal

like WASP and iron maiden, that is so rad

and thanks to iinet for fixing my phone

i just hope it doesn’t break down

have yourself a merry little christmas

with a ***** and a beer

from now on dad is going to yell out oh my ****** dear

we wish you a merry christmas

happy to be cool, like me

i am the coolest dude in canberra

ya see i a writing so i don’t get angry dude cause i am a positive dude

jingle bells batman smells robin laid 2 eggs

for winder woman who got milk out of her ***** flying QANTAS hey

ta see hay is in the paddock where the horses are, it’s not in here

BRIAN PARTY IS COOL MAN

and in a straight way i liked patrick cause he was funny

my brother chris was cool too, so am i