it is a jolly old christmas for all


come on young dudes

bring on the reigns

pull the horses with mistletoe chains

put antlers on their head

and a red nose on one

and ran around town delivering presents

to all the children

a toy truck for bobby

a doll for mary jane

a train set for billy

yeah that is fine

then the choir in the streets

started singing ‘away in a manger’

as we protect the little ones from strangers

tis the season to be jolly

fa la la la la la la la la

the christmas pudding is ready to be eaten

they eat it after they go home from the baseball

after our team copped a beating

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

from our dear cousin Sal

and everyone at the party

is celebrating with wine and beer

and we drink our fruit punches

and squirt them on everyone

and then i say, i am a happy dude

and i am a party dude

that parties all through the day and night

and little billy bob is a bit of a rebel

who really wants to start a fight

you see the only way you can stop him fighting’s

is say, you haven’t got the right to fight, ok, yo the party is on

and we open a great big can of coke and say

merry christmas dudes