She’s a beauty queen At nine years old She sits on grandpa’s lap But not in family photos And she’s grown up porcelain And her favorite stuffed animal Has grown up too With carrots, he makes quite a fine stew There’s a crack here And there’s a crack there She thinks why oh why, Must I have two strikes She’s knitting her fingers As her hands turn inside-out All the food around her looks plastic Kinda like she’s playing house And she’s grown up delicate And her favorite pastime Has grown up too With gasoline, it’ll vibrate and drive you And all the leaky faucets Don’t flush away the fire hoses That pound her hard head as She ***** her thumb and curls her toes And she’s grown up a little off And her pristine world Has grown off too With cracks, it paints the rocking chair blue And the planes always fly on by Breaking up any verbal exchange As the nuns frolic in the fields And the pigeons sing home on the range There’s a crack here And there’s a crack there And there’re cracks everywhere She’s decoration And she feels so old She sits on grandpa’s lap But not in family photos