Hello!
Welcome! Are you new here? We can tell!
So we'll start slowly, don't worry, you can follow pretty well.
First things first, hand it over, forfeit your idea of freedom
Always be aware that you are in someone else's kingdom.
Second, take this nine to five job! Yes, we know you had other dreams.
No, no! Stop crying, we have no use for those emotions and streams.
Third, don't live from milestone to milestone, live by paychecks instead.
And don't forget about taxes! You'll pay those until you're dead.
Lastly, there are a few minuscule and final things that you must do.
Settle down, get married, have kids, and send them here too.
Isn't adulthood great? Childhood happiness was just a lie!
Wait! One last thing I forgot to mention: You're here until you die.