(20 minute poetry)

Can't get no internet
not connected to the web
computer looks quite sickly
think I'll call the vet.

It's dog eat dog when the
satellite is down,
when nothing appears on the screen and that smiley face shows a frown, but I have a plan to reconnect which I suspect is not legal,
I'm going to hotwire Telstar and fly like an eagle.

Broadband
never knows what the left hand can do and when I follow through with the plan and become the free internet man the money I save on the cost of connection will go into a different subscription like a charity or a magazine anything but the clever machine which we call the World Wide Web.