Certain candidates Are a joke Like that boastful chump Who never says he misspoke Hopefully The people are awoke To his tendency To insult and provoke
Insults don’t A president make And fuzzy facts Are hard to take From a candidate Who never applies the brake And speed dials past Frequent mistakes
What the hell Have we become When outright lies From the mouths of some Seems to have the affect Of making us numb Or perhaps it highlights The fact we’re dumb
We’re ignoring The elephant in the room And that might well spell The candidate’s doom His Armageddon Is about to loom And he’ll be gone From the world stage soon