i am a slob and i live life oh yeah

being a slob of the century

you see i don’t shave because i don’t want to be a pretty boy

and i am a nice person but i can’t be clean

the more i try i have problems oh yeah

but i need to clean my house, so i will let my beard grow long

i can’t approve of little babies teasing

but i wanna be a man with hairs on my chin

come on pretty boy, tease me like a nerd teases a crazy person

cause i am a crazy person, oh yeah i am

i don’t believe in violence like you do

but i believe in being a crazy bearded ***** and hobo don’t you know

i stink i stink i stink i really really stink, people say i am smelly, but i don’t care

because dude oh dude i am a crazy person who believes in previous lives can’/t ya see

i could be like mr bean, but he is too clean

he obsesses about it, why should i

why am i treated like the worst enemy of you

i always liked patrick, but i hate him siding with lyle

cause he is a bloke with anger management issues

with me oh me, i have no problems at all

apart from the fact, that i do smell

i just had a shower but i don’t wanna shave

cause only little pretty boys shave, and i am no little pretty boy

my beard suits me to a tee, i am a cool person

and if anyone says i am not cool, they can kiss my curvy **** GOODBYE

you see i like doing art, doing art is cool, and if that makes me a loser

well to them i am a LOSER, but i am a winner who loves being artistic

pat and lyle seem shy to me, all they do is drink cups of tea

i liked patrick way back then, but i thought he didn’t like bullying, cause bullying is wrong

i don’t **** people off ya know

ooh ooh ooh it might start to snow

i smell, but i can clean up

i have a messy house, but i will clean it

i will probably see losers teasing me, i can handle it

I AM RADICALLY AWESOME DUDE

i cause happiness in canberra, i am the christmas man

the cool kids man, cause cool kids muck around mate ooh ooh ooh