1 The shrink told his nurse 'I must go home---I've something on my mind' 'What's worrying you Doctor?' His reply: 'I left my alter ego behind'
2 The shrink said to his patient 'Let me put on my glove before I shake your hand--please excuse me' The latter asked: ' Is there something wrong with me?' The good doctor replied: ' Oh no, it's just that I suffer from OCD'.
The shrink said to his nurse ' I am going on leave---working too hard I think' 'To America, Europe or Asia?' she enquired The boss replied: ' Oh no, I need to see a shrink'.
4 Patient to the shrink ' Doctor, are you Freudian, Jungian or Adlerian? ' Reply: ' I am not sure--those buggers Are just as mad as I am--I really don't have an opinion'
The shrink could not marry He was afraid of the female *** He told his colleague ' Last night, I dreamt a woman was chasing me with an axe!'