I don’t want to be The devil’s advocate But Carly Forina In the aggregate Looks like a demon And better yet She’d be a president We’d live to regret
Donald Trump Might have made a case When he enjoined us To look at that face Who would elect her And in any case Her Hewlet Packard tenure Was a disgrace
Anyone can provoke Massive layoffs Like a non-contender For the playoffs She says she’s a savior Former employees scoff It’s campaign rhetoric She should knock off
I’ll give it to her She’s very well spoken But a business genius She’s got to be joking Which prompts me to ask What has she been smoking By the end of the race She’ll clearly be broken