I am splitting wood with my brand new just bought yesterday Eight-pound maul. Gripping its very cool red fiberglass handle I whack with abandon. I am transformed. No longer just an aging refugee college professor, I am become a mighty woodsman, a handsome lumberjack, PAUL ******* BUNYAN! Only now, my back hurts. I need a cigarette, a drink and a nap. Transformations, they always come with such a price. - mce
A while back I took a sabbatical and spent a year in a remote Tennessee valley in a hippie built shack heated only by wood with a lovely blue outhouse. It was beautiful and I wrote a lot, but it was hard living and required many skills I didn't have. Hence, the above. ~mce