Oct 2015
Jesus approached Santa the other day. "Yo Santa! What's the big idea?"
quipped Jesus. "Huh?" mumbled Santa. "You heard me, you fat bstrd!"
Jesus declared vociferously. "Hey, watch who you're calling bstrd." Santa replied. "Well then fess up." Jesus demanded. "Jesus, I swear to Christ, I really don't know what the fck you are talking about." replied Santa. "You know exactly what I am talking about Claus and don't try to deny it." snapped Jesus. "What did I do?" asked Santa. "You're giving away gifts on MY birthday. What's the big Idea?" resnapped Jesus. "Th-Th-the children." was all that Santa was able to mutter. "Give them gifts on THEIR birthday, *sshl*." endeth Jesus.
quipped Jesus. "Huh?" mumbled Santa. "You heard me, you fat bstrd!"
Jesus declared vociferously. "Hey, watch who you're calling bstrd." Santa replied. "Well then fess up." Jesus demanded. "Jesus, I swear to Christ, I really don't know what the fck you are talking about." replied Santa. "You know exactly what I am talking about Claus and don't try to deny it." snapped Jesus. "What did I do?" asked Santa. "You're giving away gifts on MY birthday. What's the big Idea?" resnapped Jesus. "Th-Th-the children." was all that Santa was able to mutter. "Give them gifts on THEIR birthday, *sshl*." endeth Jesus.
