Beyond your television Lies vast hills, along with many jumps and much thrill Mario jumps Zelda swings As Kirby swallows Donkey kong beats, Star fox flies ever so high While niko goes bowling Roman started to cry Meta knight stares ominously As a goomba cautiously walks A turtle shell turns blue While the Mario kart racers get mad too.... We all know sleeping dogs don't lie We joined a guild during an MMO war Where we smashed every single one of our keyboards