Republicans start to shop If their candidate’s not on top And their poll numbers suddenly drop Because they’re labeled a flop So those who used to push For the heir apparent Bush Are sitting on their **** Wishing they had Hindu-kush
And that new-jack Rubio What is it they think he knows That allows his cash to grow They will reap just what they sow Now let me mention Teddy Cruz Who hasn’t paid his dues And when asked he has refused But that should be old news
Although Carly Fiorena Has a tough demeanor Trump once asked, “Have you seen her?” When he wanted to demean her And then there’s Dr. Carson More Don Rickles than Johnny Carson Soft spoken spreading arson With incendiary parsing
Now that I have your attention Though it may earn you dissention Some I just choose not to mention They’re beyond my comprehension So that leaves us Donald Trump Someone that they’d like to dump But he says, “Kiss my ****!” See he’s energized and pumped