Her green plastic watering can for her fake Chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth
What she bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber bands to get rid of itself
It wears her out, it wears her out It wears her out, it wears her out
She lives with a broken man A cracked polystyreneman Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties But gravity always wins
And it wears him out, it wears him out It wears him out, it wears him
She Looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run
And it wears me out, it wears me out It wears me out, it wears me out
If i could be who you wanted If i could be who you wanted all the time, all the time Songwriters: YORKE, THOMAS EDWARD/O'BRIEN, EDWARD JOHN/GREENWOOD, COLIN CHARLES/GREENWOOD, JONATHAN RICHARD GUY/SELWAY, PHILIP JAMES