unkempt neck hair dancing in the fan breeze pleased by the sight, I push up my sleeves and seethe while sieving the encrusted cheese cloth elderly resin glands scratch like sand and the blandness of the disease seems to squeeze any meaning from the motion ocean waves graze mutant toes as wind blowing snow globes throws devotionally challenged prose writers into a delightful tizzy thin lizzy in the background sounds like barking dogs at the drown pound and unwound knitted sweaters look better when wetter than investment bankers at the swankiest of parties sour smarties in plastic hats use poorly ventilated ski masks basking rashes in priceless sashes bat eyelashes at lasses during mass and the catholic priest has ceased to crease his pleated trousers mouse traps snap shut in front of the bunk beds her trunk of junk likes crunk juice on Tuesdays and I sit, drunken, trying to debunk 9/11 –