So you take a 'selfie' and then you text me as if you're number one, but number one went long ago.
I know you do it just for show and show it 'cause you can, but please go text it someone else for I'm a busy man.
The image I see is ***-ually explicit and here I tell no lie, but why send it to me I have things to do and looking at you is not on the list.
Something's been missed between now and two thousand and six and it's obviously not the most explicit of pics, but it's not about those or these or thems or anything else seen through the camera's lens, it is more about you and the things that you do and the high and the low of it being put out on show it must be a madness, an affliction, every picture a work of your own self in fiction and then you text me.