I'm hanging out our ***** laundry tonight. Sticks and stones and broken bones. Words actually do stain as my whites mix with colors and flow through the air, pegged down to the last insult. The best stain remover could be love. But we've got a really tough collection, here tonight. Despite the hot water wash, those hard-to-get spots are still there. And my brain and heart are being tumble-dried the heat, the harsh words washing out my pride. My outs are in, my ins outside. The world's a-tumble As we wear the cloth down to the last few threads. As usual, we forgot a good dose of softener to make mellow the words as they jump from our tongues and enter our heads. I would save my heart if I could save yours, too But it's just all spinning too fast, What on earth Shall we do? We'll just have to hang it up as it is. Let the world see that there is no perfection Let those dulled brights be a kind of reflection. Perhaps next wash will be better. We'll know by then what to use. Perhaps love will take over, rekindle the blown-out fuse. Right now I'm just gonna curl up in this basket. Wait for the stormy cycles to end. One thing's for sure. We must clean up our act Lest the cottons unravel We must sew up each tear Before our hearts start to travel We must take care of the frayed silks and satins the polyester before they are beyond any repair. Tend to those stains, Straighten each snare. Take my love In a many-hued heap Smelling of sweet soap Warming your cheek. A leap of faith A dash of desire Let's wash out the pain Rub away all ire. Let's have a laundry party, Tonight. Naked on the clean bright sheets. Let the kisses remove the harshest of stains Let caresses replace the words of pain. The only softener we'll use Is the creaminess of tongues. Let the world see Our love, tonight. Flowing on the line for all to perceive. Darling, we must give just to give And then we'll receive.