Speaker McCarthy? please He has hoof and mouth disease Because he ate the cheese On those Bengazi Committees As he went on to explain It was all for political gain To cause Hillary pain And show her his distain
Now let me remind The Speaker is third in line For the presidency you’ll find The Republicans must be blind To think McCarthy a horse’s *** Could ever be up to that task In ignorance they bask Could someone pass the flask
Granted he’s one of the boys But that’s what most annoys Given the syntax he employs To the language he destroys But if they think he’s okay Then who am I to say They should find a better way And keep him at bay
It’s not hard to figure Why the Republicans Don ‘t get any bigger They lack resolve and rigor And the speaker that they pick Will show us just how sick That they can be real quick Because they are that thick
It is almost certain that the Republican majority will elect Kevin McCarthy as their next speaker. He needs a remedial English course before taking that position. He calls Hungry, Hungria.