Masturbación Política

Look! there is nothing up my sleeve
I can bob and weave
it's not a lie if you believe
oh so you're looking for the facts
my play has many more acts
take a seat and just relax
I can promise you one thing
in the end everyone will sing
I'll mesmerize you with my bling
I'll pull the rabbit from the hat
while me and my buddies get fat
wipe my feet on your welcome mat
yes we love using slight of hand
pleasuring ourselves is very grand
we leave our fluids on the sand  

Gomer LePoet ....