O but my quest for love (or at least some hot ***** ***) has been a hard road, harder than gravel, but finally I was pretty sure that Eros' arrow had scored a ******* bullseye as I re-read the fifteen page email of concentrated vile **** and obscenity from the fabulously gorgeous teenage triplets who were enamoured of me and my open crotch photos; certainly the accompanying attachments of filth and sisterly depravity boded well for our meeting, a picnic in the park.
My wildest dreams were exceeded as I saw them waiting in their half-**** beauty and, after a few bottles of champagne and a crate of oysters (their treat), they carried me off, cackling like ***-mad hens, to their waiting chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce to take me to their promised penthouse pad for a nuit d'amour never to be forgotten; "Where are we going girls?" I enquired and how I screamed when they answered Scunthorpe.