Take a long sharp skewer Pierce the body in numerous places But please, please do not pierce any vital organs Place said scammer in a pre heated oven 100 degrees or gas Mark 4 When the agonized screams have reached their loudest Reduce the heat Baste liberally with honey and olive oil Add chopped herbs of your choice Re baste the scammer and turn up the heat Gas Mark 7 would be about right When the skin is crisp and golden brown Serve up the scammer on a wooden platter Serve with buttered new potatoes And **** apple sauce