There must always be a title,

“Title your paper…”,
“Find a title for your story”,
“Don’t forget to think of a title”,
“(Insert Title Here)”,
There must always be a title for your work.

“She’s taken”,
“I’m single”,
“We’re dating”,
“They’re talking”
There must always be a title for your relationship.

“Straight”
“Gay”
“Lesbian”
“Bisexual”
There must always be a title for your ****** preference.

“Dumb”
“Smart”
“Pretty”
“Ugly”
There must always be a title for your appearance.

“Popular”
“Loser”
“Goth”
“****”
There must always be a title for your group.

“Enemies”,
“Allies”,
“Friends”,
“Companions”,
There must always be a title for your associations.

Must there always be a title?