Listenin’ to his **** tongue refrains Only shows ******* baffles brains Yet the fact of the matter remains It’s more evident as he campaigns Like Seinfeld he’s about nothing A turkey without any stuffin’ Who continues huffin’ and puffin’ But is he for real or just bluffin’
Republicans have to decide Whether or not he gets a full ride But at this point it can’t be denied That he is their rising tide So what does that say about them Never mind what it says about him Chances are none to slim That the public will vote on a whim
So what must the others do To put across their points of view When most of them don’t have a clue And only wish that they knew Meanwhile we’ll be entertained By catch-phrases not fully explained As he continues along unrestrained And his poll numbers steadily gain
So far this election season Has been without rhyme or reason Though the rhetoric will not be easin’ Because the base needs appeasing Now what does that say about them Will they try to make it about him Then proceed with words that condemn Or spit him out like a mouth full of phlegm