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How to Write a Poem

There is never nothing new

Just rearrange things

 

I don’t write poems

I just remove the extra words that are in the way

 

Hold on to the words like whispers and shadows and wings

Recklessly insert adjectives

Tie it all to your delusions of profundity

 

Dig down deep for pain

no matter how senseless

Pick at your emotional scabs

Bleed

 

No one likes poetry

Constantly remind people of that

Tell them that you make it sound good to you and **** them

(Even though their ovation means everything)

 

Slip, dip and weave

With ambiguous wet dreams

Full lips and thick tongue

Mouthing…

Come

to an understanding

***** is much better than clean

Make it filthy

Soil it

 

Make it nostalgic

People need to be reassured that you were really ******* up as a kid

and that this poetry **** doesn’t just happen to people overnight

 

Make it esoteric

That way, when no one knows what the hell you are talking about,

you will have a good word to explain why

 

Say things that are so ill mannered that they are weighty

I will give you an example

“I’m not looking for a girl that is beautiful

I'm looking for one just barely ugly enough to **** me”

 

Incite large groups of people to *****

 

Get so personal that it gives people headaches

 

Expose yourself until everyone is embarrassed for you

 

Spew it all over the bar

In a drunken stupor

flaunt it lasciviously with your genitals

Pour yourself into reckless collisions

Drink from your soul until it rots your liver

 

Write until you want to **** yourself

then write about that

 

Make it as bitter as a Wal-mart associate

Make it so sweet she will swallow it all

before looking up at you with eyes like tiny puddles

To say, “that was beautiful”

(even though it was disgusting)

 

It should be raw

It should make you itch

It should be like rubbing up against it spreads it

It should be like VD

 

Make really long

Like it’s your *****

No,

Make it really, really long

Like its my *****

 

Make it rhyme

I mean don’t

Don’t

 

Don’t ever write another ******* poem

because I assure you

if I did not write it

than it must ****

 

and that is how poetry works

 

Michael L Sutter

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