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Sep 2015
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See
This Adam was a good white man

His wife was this flakey ex - hippie chick

Always walking around naked in the garden

( she DID have great ***** )

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I know

When people think about her they don't think much about
Her great blobs

But think more about her ****** ( you know --- *** and all that )

I mean

Can you EVEN REALLY imagine

******* the VERY ONLY woman in the world !

**** man

I'm practically having an ****** thinking about it !

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But I digress

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Now as it went down was thuswise:

ALI BIN JIHADIST .... ( the snake ! )

Sees EVE and thinks to radical her away from

The JEW GOD

She got created from

Into the

MUSLIM GOD

he got created from

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( bah ! ... Politics )

and she eats some apple

( sybolism ! )

signifying she ****** him and he entered her mind

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So the JEW GODΒ Β deports them

but he naively trusts their moral nature

And they leave Eden and go blow up the WORLD TRADE CENTER TOWERS

as an assault upon the JEW GOD incarnate

( George Bush )

What a **** up !!

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But the JEW GOD is

Too big to fail

So we let him go but we now

Call ourselves CHRISTIANS

To mock him for his failures

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Well
Yep

That's the new story
Written by
jeffrey robin
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