In the year two-thousand and eight
While running for president
Senator John McCain stated
That we need more nuclear energy,
He stated that nuclear energy,
is safe and friendly to the enviroment.
Nuclear energy, he said is clean
because it doesn't pollute the air.
He said that nuclear energy is the
Wave of the future.
Yesterday, One Twenty-nine Ten. I
read in the newspaper that the state
of Vermont was going to vote on
closing down its nuclear energy plant.
It seems that ever since it began
leaking Tritium (a highly toxic by-product
of nuclear energy) into its drinking
water they've determined a link to
the sudden high rate of cancer.
Tritium has also been found in water
supplies near nuclear plants in
Illinois and New York. But, those
states have chosen not to react.
I think we should wave goodbye to
nuclear plants before everyone will
have to wave goodbye to their future
wrote a song about it
CLEAN TRITIUM
Hey Mr. Senator!
Give us a glass of that
Clean, clean tritium
Cancer's great stuff
We need more of that
Give us clean, clean tritium
Hey all New Yorkers
Illinois and Vermont
Drink up! Clean, clean tritium
No, we can't breathe
But, at least we had that
Not, that clean, clean tritium
How about serving
A bottle to Congress
Drink up! Clean, clean tritium
The House is refusing?
What's all the confusing
It's clean, clean tritium
Mmm it's so tasty
Just like cows from the sixties
Clean, clean tritium
Death is delicious
Who cares what's nutritious
It's clean, clean tritium
Hey Mr. President
You drunk a glass yet?
Clean, clean tritium
Everybody die
It's the only way to fly
It's that clean, clean tritium
He promised us health care
All we have is death here
That clean, clean tritium
Clean Clean Tritium
Clean Clean Tritium
Clean Clean Tritium