Everybody will tell you, "Now don't fall in love with a poet, or a writer. They're all liars or manipulators or both. They're twisted in the head!" Now, I won't even argue the truth in that however, what the **** is life without risk? I'll take your stale white bread existence and flavor it! I'll weave words that'll hit your ears like silk! I'll show you pristine mountain peaks and dark alleyways from a perspective so radical, you won't know the difference. I'll show you the whole ******* world from your couch. That is, if you'd fall in love with a poet.