I tell my internet friend That she is safe As much as I want to I will never get to Meet you There will be no café date No train station meeting The miles between us Are more than I can overcome So she will never have to see me Or believe that she will be deceived For some ulterior motive I am not out for lust I am not out to touch **** or **** And even if I fall in love It will never be so she is free to be As honest as she needs to be Because she is my favorite Long distance internet friend