Insufficient Evidence

I tried to have you arrested
I called the cops and feds
I told them you had stolen my heart
since then I've been on meds

they asked me for positive proof
there could be no doubt
you can't just make a claim
I don't care how much you shout

I said hey take a look at me
my face is red my breathing very short
I'm nervous as an expectant father
now where do I file this report

do you have any pictures
just how will we know
I bet she is beautiful huh
her smile has a special glow

are you kidding me my friend
she is the queen for all seasons
she takes away my breath
and her beauty confounds my reasons

I know she will drive me mad
so now I'm pleading my defense
it looks serious so don't tell me please
I have Insufficient Evidence


Gomer LePoet ....