Q: What is the difference between
riding
a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your *** &
move your legs, riding a woman you
fix
your legs & move your ***.
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Q: What three things are common
between the sun and woman's
underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better
while
going down and both disappear at
night.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to
a
woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a
month
lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't
come means you are *******.
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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good
B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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­Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth
who
looks for problems in a place, where
most people find pleasure.
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Q: What is the similarity between men
and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new
HOLES.