Years were passing Beginning with a full head of brown hair Bald now scant gray hairs over his ears Sitting afront the screen Tirelessly typing in poems All this time thinking that he communicated with other people Little did he know The whole operation was a scam Run by the leprechauns That's right The little folk All the feedback he thought was real Was just a ruse set up by the faeries A hyper-sensitive software system Serving up canned responses from Pre-programmed poets Digital and centuries old.