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I really hate my girl friend

she's the biggest ******* I've ever known

Big she got a BIG *******

And I like to **** ' em up the ****

.:

In fact

She got 2 ******* !

One in the back and one in the front !

That 's right !

No **** ! )

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Why do I stay with her ?

Well

She's really pretty and I like to see the other boys writhing

( ***** rising ! )

When we pantiny go by !

WE GOT IT MASTERED !

And I take out my frustrations every Friday night

By getting drunk and spanking her *** raw and ****** !

/:/

She don't mind

She can't !

( my dad got lotsa money )

And besides

It gives her an excuse to be a bigger *******

Than she already is

And being an *******

Is what keeps her alive

Here in the Heartland

Of

AMERICA !