Paul Simon wrote a tune going on about the soles of a woman’s shoes and the diamonds therein… not to be outdone, I will attempt to regale you with my own tale of diamond feet – t’was approaching dusk when my compadre and myself dropped the lovely little purple tablets two each... was a ’94 Nissan that took us from Salem to Pacific City and nestled us safely into Bob Straub state park tracers and shadow images were starting to disrupt and we began the long hike to the mouth of the Nestucca – darkness was all around ‘cept the amazing starlit sky not a sliver of moon shown and the tide had slipped away quietly, we found ourselves in the flats a slight reflection of the stars on the wet sand below and instantly we were both transported into the vastness of the universe surrounded on all sides by nothing but the glimmering of a billion individual stars (…. I am sure if I had took to spinning endlessly like a small child in the summer sun, I would have disappeared entirely blending forever with the cosmos that engulfed me….) I knew at that moment why my ancestors high on ergot thought the world flat – we joined each other on a small spikey grass patch and commenced smoking pipe full after pipe full discussing our connection to the everything and the minuet nature of man without ever saying a word… those in the know, know all we got from the pile of **** was thick slimy spit and the desire to keep moving… so back down the three mile stretch of sand we went aiming at a fogged-out barely visible street lamp signifying the parking lot and the safety of the little grey Sentra – at some point along the return journey, in a moment of playfulness, my dear friend kicked a small amount of sand in my general direction the explosion of diamonds and refracted light prisms which danced across the spread pattern fanning 15 feet from his worn house shoes was more than we could believe. I kicked back with slightly more vigor we watched glittery sparkling sand fly catching each other’s eye, huge acid inspired smiles took over first just a little kick, then diamond glitter in all directions then a soccer star punt shooting stars across the sandy beach each new step a thousand disco ***** reflecting off the calm sea each kick, more diamonds than all of South Africa……. It was this trip we made the conscious decision, “two people witnessing the same thing is a confirmed sighting; and therefore really happened.”